Chuck Norris Selfie Sparks Viral Jokes Revival
Legendary Action Star
Chuck Norris, renowned for his roles in Walker, Texas Ranger and films like Missing in Action, has once again captured the internet’s attention.
Internet Phenomenon
In the mid-2000s, inspired by Conan O’Brien’s late-night show, the internet began crafting jokes about Chuck Norris, portraying him as an unbeatable figure.
Recent Viral Moment
Fast forward to 2025, Chuck Norris, now 85, posted a gym selfie showcasing his enduring fitness, prompting a wave of humorous comments online.
Revival of Chuck Norris Jokes
Inspired by his post, fans flooded the comments with their favorite “Chuck Norris jokes,” reviving the beloved internet trend. Here are some highlights:
- “When Chuck Norris went to college he told his dad, ‘You’re the man of the house now.'”
- “One day Chuck Norris told a woman to calm down, and she calmed down.”
- “When Chuck Norris was born the doctor said, ‘Congratulations! You have two healthy parents.'”
- “He took this photo with a payphone.”
- “Chuck Norris doesn’t have to learn Spanish; Spanish has to learn Chuck Norris.”
- “Chuck Norris once gave a horse an uppercut and now we have giraffes.”
- “When dawn is coming, the sun puts on sunglasses so Chuck Norris doesn’t hurt its eyes.”
- “I heard Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.”
- “Chuck once made a bet with Superman, the loser had to wear his underpants on the outside.”
- “Once a street was named after Chuck but after a minute it got its original name back because no one crosses Chuck Norris.”
- “You can’t see because it’s a photo but that bag in the background has been swinging for a week after he jabbed it.”
- “Chuck doesn’t lift weights…he pushes the earth down.”
- “Chuck Norris doesn’t buy sleeveless shirts. The sleeves fall off when they see him.”
- “No one took the picture, the camera took it out of fear.”
- “He counted to infinity. Twice.”
More Jokes from Reddit
Here are some additional jokes shared on Reddit:
- “Chuck Norris once took a lie detector test. The machine confessed everything.” —Arch3r86
- “Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.” —Quikflipper
- “Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 21 people…then the grenade exploded.” —JonoMusicFl
- “When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he already had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.” —funkynasa
- “Chuck Norris can make onions cry.”
- “Chuck Norris’ cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.” —deleted
- “Chuck Norris doesn’t have to flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it.” —HolyToledo
- “Chuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird.” —djblockchainz
- “Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits.” —newtonbase
- “Chuck Norris clogs toilets when he takes a piss.”
- “Chuck Norris goes to McDonald’s. He orders a Whopper. He gets it.” —Forward-Wish1602
- “Chuck Norris’s tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.” —momsomniac
- “Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.” —jjmoo3693
- “When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders. There are only survivors.” —kratomboofer27
- “Chuck Norris is so tough he can slam a revolving door.”
- “Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.” —jd_swinger
- “Ghosts sit around camp fires and tell Chuck Norris stories.” —MrDarwoo
- “When Chuck Norris’s parents had nightmares, they would come to his bedroom.” —Arch3r86
- “Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land.” —MisterFives
- “When Chuck Norris was a child at school, his teachers raised their hands in order to talk to him.”
- “There is no such thing as natural selection, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.” —Obvious_Barnacle3770
- “Chuck Norris heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.” —Arch3r86
- “Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in three moves.” —Coolmist23
- “When Chuck Norris was born, he slapped the doctor.” —nazbot
- “Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon from a landline.”
- “Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug in his house. The bear is alive — it’s just too scared to move.” —pcanelos
- “Chuck Norris has never lost a staring contest, including the time he challenged a statue.” —Absolutedisgrace
- “Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The reaper is just too scared to tell him.” —sweety-origin
- “Chuck Norris knows the other word for thesaurus.”
- “Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.” —nightmareasault
- “Chuck Norris can make fire by rubbing together two pieces of ice.” —qa-lim
- “Chuck Norris doesn’t mow his lawn. He dares it to grow.” —saberhaven
- “Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steak.” —deleted
- “Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.”
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